swamp ass soup

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.

Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.

by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013

swamp-ass-thing

swamp-ass-thing is a swamp creature with a million kids. he is divorced from mother nature. he love his swamp more than anythibg so dont do anything bad to it

"should we go to the swamp?" "ok but be respectful! swamp-ass-thing lives there!"

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

Swamp-ass drive

a place where everyone on the street has swamp-ass.

i asked my girl if she wanted to come over and 6-9. she accepted and soon found she was at swamp-ass drive.

by snaveelyk July 19, 2011

swamp ass epidemic

The act of having sweat pouring everywhere..
Most commonly,
Associated with large womens asses

swamp ass epidemic the

by Mr awesome chosen one the 2 October 28, 2011

swamp ass damage per second

Bwamp.

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.

by Strken November 21, 2019

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

Third Degree Swamp Ass

Similar to swamp ass, except with a much more apparent effect. These effects include damp to soaking wet pants (mostly in the back and inner thigh areas), a drip or stream of sweat going down your leg or pant leg, inability to properly clench your ass cheeks due to the slippery skin shared between them.

"Dude, I'm slipping out of my seat right now."
"Why?"
"My pants are drenched from my Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"That woman's water just burst or she is leaving a sweat trail due to Third Degree Swamp Ass."

"Oh man, do you smell anything?"
"What the hell is that?"
"Sorry I have Third Degree Swamp Ass and can't hold in my gas."

by Bass Drop Donnie June 22, 2012