human suitcase

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

by sfnaln March 6, 2011

Human Suitcase

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

by Don Bigote March 1, 2011

human suitcase

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.

Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Human Suitcase

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

by Stefon100 March 2, 2011

Cincinnati Suitcase

A method for gapers to carry their skis and poles with ease, using only one hand. The straps of the ski poles are looped around each other's ends, then looped over the tips and tails of a pair of skis, then picked up by the middle of the ski poles as if carrying a suitcase.

Did you see that gaper in the neon one-piece suit carrying a Cincinnati Suitcase? Only during the holidays!

by peakslayer January 11, 2013

Suitcase of Courage

A theme for those that want more out of life. Those that search out their fears and have their bags packed full of courage to conquer them.

That guy just ran with the bulls, holy snaps he must have a huge suitcase of courage.

by bigmare March 2, 2015

Human Suitcase

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

by youssss March 2, 2011