Slothocrat

Member of the best, and slowest, political party. They believe that the sloths should be in control, not only America but also the entire world. Studies show that if humans act lazy and sloth like then they are preserving the life of the universe by a small amount, which is one reason why they believe that sloths are our true overlords.

Slothocrats enjoy being slow and lazy, because it is sloth- like.

by Sloth_Caste April 9, 2015

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017

Toad Sloth

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.

Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?

by frognation February 3, 2010

baby sloth

A term for a clingy girlfriend.

Awwwe Becca, my baby sloth.

by Paylay27 April 20, 2016

tuba sloth

A funny girl that likely went to band camp, that is not promiscuous and moves slowly.

That girl is such a Tuba Sloth

by SingingSurgeon February 10, 2021

Alaskan Sloth

When you peel a cucumber and use it as a dildo.

Dylan got on the bed and gave her the Alaskan Sloth.

by thjaew;fljasdf;lasdjh September 15, 2021