Skrump

verb: To screw up in some way or form.

"Dude remember when you accidentally said you were bisexual when we were on vacation? That was a total skrump!

by PapaBearLuke December 8, 2009

Skrimpy

A derogatory term used towards women. Mainly used upon females in a joking or very hurtful way. When the genitals of a female are smelly, kinda like fish and sometimes if there is green discharge, or has disease's then you would call a female "skrimpy" but mainly for if they smell "down there" !

"Damn, man...She is skrimpy"
"Ewww, man, i heard she wwas skrimpy, dont talk to her bro"
"HAHA whats goood skrimpy, i missed you!"

by Brooke Nichole July 24, 2012

Skrampled Banonos

The condition of one's mental and moral faculties while in a state of extreme disorientation or disarray. Often the result of heavy substance use followed by a period of deep sleep from which one cannot be roused. "Skrampled Banonos" happens upon waking, and is exacerbated if waking in a strange location or bed (typically nude). This state of confusion and weak decision-making ability lasts anywhere from 1 or 2 minutes to an hour.

Tom: When that tramp finally woke up this morning, she fell off the bed, hit her head, and started crying because she didn't know who I was or why her g-string was tied up in her hair! She wandered outside wearing my t-shirt and then disappeared.

Eric: Sounds like the bitch was Skrampled Banonos.

by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th April 10, 2010

Scrompton

An alternative name that is sometimes given for the city of Stockton, California.

So where are you from? I live in Scrompton.
Scrompton? Yes, it's another name for Stockton.

by shorty209 March 1, 2009

Skrimped

Not tipping. This term can be attributed to the individuals who order "skrimp" instead of shrimp. In addition to not tipping these individuals are also likely be the biggest pain in the ass customers of the day.

Working in a service position and getting skrimped is most likely to occur around the first of the month. This is likely because an individual who would skrimp their server is living off of some kind of government welfare program.

by dumb beyond my years November 6, 2009

bumper skrumper

someone that is very annoying and a pain in the ass

you're such a bumper skrumper fam

by the man joshy' January 30, 2019

Skromfg

Just like "omfg" only with an "skr" infront of it, to power up the word.

"Holy skromfg, were out of milk"

by Smokezz November 30, 2009