Siberian Deep Freeze

The act of ejaculating on a female's face after having sex outside in the winter, preferably somewhere very cold. The ejaculate freezes to her face, giving her a Siberian Deep Freeze.

I dressed up as Santa Claus and gave her a Siberian Deep Freeze

by FlyingPenguin744 September 13, 2011

Siberian express

a period of cold weather

Our state was right in the middle of a Siberian express.

by The Return of Light Joker September 25, 2010

Siberian Snow Princess

When a man and a women are having sex and the man is about to jizz, he pulls it out and sticks his penis in her nose and cums. When it goes in one nostril it goes out the other

dude i was having sex with this girl and i soo gave her the siberian snow princess

by pussyfart69 May 21, 2009

siberian titty twister

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.

My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.

by Coco Sean July 27, 2018

siberian love affair

Being in love with your significant other but they're cold and distant. They really don't care about you.

Person one: I took Sally out on our anniversary to a fancy restaurant and bought her a bouquet of roses, but she seemed more interested in candy crush at dinner.

Person two: That sucks man. Sounds like a Siberian Love Affair.

by CrowJenkins January 30, 2014

siberian house party

When you hand a dozen or so emo kids in your basement; no older than ten.

Wow that was the best Siberian house party I've hosted!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Siberian Stew Facial

When a man ejaculates into a plastic cup and sets it outside in freezing weather. Once the semen has frozen, he takes the whole cup and throws it at a woman’s face.

The woman was laying unconscious after receiving a brutal Siberian stew facial.

by BigC9 February 18, 2021