Shredded Asshole

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.

Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Shred the Gnar

To go big, never stop or give up; accept the reality that anything is possible, and everything can be accomplished if you set your mind to it..

You gunna get rowdy on that death gap? Man shred the gnar.

by Bro stay gold January 23, 2009

shred-mode

The art of shredding your muscles to jacked and toned look. This method originated in Palmer, Nebraska.

The dude is in shred-mode. He must be jacked!

by jacked_&_stacked April 13, 2010

Shred Pixie

A slim girl with an ugly face.

Phil could only see the girl from behind and was suitably impressed, until she turned around and he realised that she was a total shred pixie

by matrixbadger July 19, 2009

shredding twine

When a attackman hits the back of the net so much the net frays and the twine snaps.

Wow. that guy is shredding twine

by bLoWsKiEs December 18, 2009

shred it on the dancefloor

to dance intensely, insanely, excitedly, energetically, vigorously, enthusiastically, like you're having an out-of body experience, like no one's watching, like this is the last day of your life, like you don't care, like you're having a dance off, like you're shaking a polaroid picture, like you're shaking it 'til the moon becomes sun, like you're getting jiggy with it, like you have happy feet, like you're on drugs, like you're shredding the dancefloor into pieces with your feet!

-So did you dance last nite? -Dance? Please, not only did I dance but I shred it on the dancefloor!

by fullofshift November 13, 2011

shred stick

Another term for a skateboard.

I've been trying to kickflip on my shred stick.

by pantlesscrab April 26, 2007