Scanning Syndrome

When someone chronically misses obvious details and words after reading or looking at written material. A sister of Tunnel Vision.

His sister sent him his OWN number and he proceeded to ask her who’s number that was….clear case of scanning syndrome

by Crecinda613 February 7, 2025

qp scan

Try to identify a Transformer

Chill rq fam QP Scan, nigga I think that's a optumus prime

by FreeRkeIIy May 9, 2024

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 25, 2023

Scans

A large unit who only rows for a living. He is a total stud, gets all the chicky babes.

"Wow, that Scans! He's got so many girlfriends!"

by turtflop July 25, 2016

Scan

Seeing a hot girl or Instagram and showing it to your friend, asking him for his opinion.

" Hey bro, scan this picture of Daisy, she looks fit."

by VHBE September 19, 2016

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.

- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.

by xythras October 13, 2024