saws baws

a phrase used by scrub who thinks he's actually good at a game

1: Yo ! Up for a game?
2: Fo sho nigguh. I'm a saws baws

by www.trollface.jpg April 19, 2011

sawed-off

short in stature

This sawed-off bastard was just asking for trouble with the law.

by The Return of Light Joker May 07, 2011

Saw-ree

When someone with authority forces you to apologize to someone you have hurt and you proceed to saw off the victim's limbs and ears when they leave the room.

Mom: "Apologize to your brother!"
David: "I'm saw-ree Ethan."
Mom: "Good, see how nice it is to forgive each other."
(Mom leaves room)
(David proceeds to cut off Ethan's limbs with a saw)

by Pablothepumpkin October 21, 2014

saw red

To be reminded of something or someone that causes one such anger and rage that they want to kill

When he came walking down the street, I saw red.

by wvick October 07, 2015

see saw

the see saw is a sexual position between two guys and a girl, but it is possible to have two girls and a guy. for the sake of this definition, we will use two guys and a girl. the two guys stand facing eachother while the girl is held by the legs by one guy and she holds hands with the other guy as he pulls her up towards his balls. the end result is the girl hanging with her front side up about waist high between the two guys, having sex with one and giving head to another. the guy holding the legs has the option of penetrating either hole.

hey do you remember see sawing that girl last night? i cant believe she agreed to do it

by tom kalousek April 16, 2007

Log Sawing

When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.

After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.

by astoriaboy28 March 28, 2009

sawed-off

A short dude.

by 5th Column May 07, 2003