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Santa Monica Sleeper

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-noun. a sexual maneuver where the man makes love to his partner with a condom dipped in Nyquil. This move originated from man's desire to avoid talking and cuddling after sex, for the woman falls asleep soon after.
He was able to watch the game after he slipped her a Santa Monica Sleeper.
by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010
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a PROmiscuous "straight" male who will fuck anything with a hole. including girls, boys, animals and relatives.

refered to as "dirty" because of massive amount of STDs
OMG he's so Santa Barbara Straight, he slept with so many guys last night, oh ya and his cousin too.
by miso HOT February 18, 2008
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The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with the tip cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
There is no example because no one has done the Santa Fe Sausage Roll yet.
by mannymal July 3, 2011
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Santa Fe Sausage-Roll

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What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.

First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.

A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.

The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.
Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)
by Aimez-Moi July 6, 2011
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Santa Barbara Special

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An adult beverage created from one 40 oz. of beer, preferably malt liquor (Olde English 800, aka O.E. aka a forty aka feezy) and fortified wine such as MD 20/20. An adult above the legal drinking limit should drink his 40 to the top of the label and then fill the bottle back up to the top with MD 20/20. Flavor choice is determined by the drinker's palette.
We could drink 40s, but let's take it up a notch and make Santa Barbara Specials. You bring the Mad Dogg and I will bring the O.E.s.
by ronnoc1 January 8, 2010
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Santa Monica Sandman

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The dictionary term for when one throatfucks a girl on the beach before tossing sand in her face immediately following ejaculation. An act so named for the location from which it originated--Santa Monica.
Dude, did you hear about Cigar Guy? He boned that chick on the beach and gave her a total Santa Monica Sandman! Chick couldn't see for hours.
by DMULESBURNER September 21, 2021
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Twice Arena's Sana

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Twice Arena's Sana is such a cutie pie. #nosananolife
Twice arena's Sana is adorable, I wish i was her bestie.
by xelancholy October 3, 2021
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