Sag Muffin

A sag muffin is a old grouch that looks like a fat pig mixed with a dead rat.

Sag muffin- Get out of the krick
Me- what's a krick ugly
Joey and Jack- yeah
Sag muffin cries

by Chocolateloverer606 June 15, 2016

Sag Bag

An un-padded granny styled bra. usually in the very large sizes!!!

Guy says to his gf, why you wearing this Sag Bag

by gladman1989 February 23, 2010

Sag Bag

A large satchel like area situated below the stomach region, where excess (often wrinkly) fat is placed, in a hopeful attempt to hide away the unattractive overproduced skin. Elderly and obese women usually possess this kind of bodily object.

So not to defeat the purpose of looking skinny in my skinny jeans, i squashed the flab at the end of my stomach into my trusty sag bag.

by Zigabub December 17, 2013

Sag-brella

A umbrella that is saggy.

you have a sag-brella

by ticklybum October 18, 2008

Sag Chi

Combative martial art created for, but not limited to, general self-defence. Created by masters of war Smith-Man and Gag-Man

Sag Chi is stern, stern but fair.

by The Gagger December 23, 2008

Sag magnet

where an elderly person is sexually attractive to an individual of some description

the dude thats banging barbara windsor is a sag magnet

by totalmeh123 March 22, 2011

sag abbot

When a priest, frustrated by their long abstinent life, rests his ballsack onto the forehead of a choir boy to initiate the intercourse they will have

That priest? He went to jail because photos of him sag abboting came out

by Isitrealtho123321420 March 20, 2016