road rules

An insane creation that the Yuppies of MTV bestowed apon mankind in order for them to relive their childhoods or masturbate to the stupid co-eds they choose to participate in their disturbing planned "reality show" in which these co-eds travel across the world doing pointless missions to win a bunch of pointless crap that is given to them for the sole purpose of corporate advertisement.

by tmarsh86 July 20, 2003

Rules

Things that are made to be broken.

I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."

by I listen to Indie Music February 6, 2007

Australian Rules Football

A sport where the criminal activities of players can be overlooked. Search "afl drugs" , "afl rape" , "afl gang bashing" , "afl player drink driving" , "afl player assaults policewoman" , and the most insidious of all "afl sexual assault hush money" . It's an attitiude that filters down to the lower grades in acts of violence and racism(search "werribee junior afl team assaults disabled girl" and "grubbers attack jewish man" for details). They also recently exported their mindless criminality and violence to Ireland in the form of a "hybrid" international that combined the idiocy of professional AFL with the athletic prowess of amatuer gaelic football, the series now appears to be abandoned after complaints of violence and thuggery both on and off the field from the Irish. (search "Fevola assaults Irish barman", of course he apparently assaulted him after standing at the bar spitting into a pile of a teammates fresh vomit, did I mention they are all class?)

The governing body has made the wise decision of contracting media outlets to provide "favourable coverage" which is why it's mindless band of supporters seem to believe it to be an unstoppable force that will over-run world sport, unfortunately for them the reality is that it's taken over 100 years to gain any level of support from more than 1/2 of Australias population (NSW & QLD), and that is on the back of the mass migration of Victorians to the Northern states.

Also known as aerial ping-pong, forcings-back, fagball, gAyFL, AwFuL and the Australian Felon League. It is the only sport that rewards mediocrity by awarding points for missing a shot at goal.

AwFuL supporter - Did you watch the footy?

Normal Human - Sure did, did you see Benjis try?

AwFuL supporter - No, I mean AFL.......Australian Rules Football

Normal Human - Why would I watch that rubbish, are you trying to imply I'm gay? Or some sort of criminal groupie? I would never follow that tripe, now remove yourself from my sight and return to whatever hole you crawled out of.

by Andrew Dameeeeechoooooo December 23, 2006

Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules

A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.

1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.

Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.

by TeamHP December 30, 2010

Duck Sauce Rules

Agreed upon conditions between two opposing beer pong teams. The losing team must pick one member to imbibe a single serving packet of duck sauce from a local Chinese restaurant.

"Alex lost a game of beer pong while playing under Duck Sauce Rules. That is why he is currently vomiting on the carpet."

by Gunter McGunterson November 9, 2011

Rumplestiltskin

A crazy little man who can spin straw into gold in trade for riches such as *gasp* children. He also has a large temper problem.

to-day I bake, to-morrow brew,

the next I'll have the young queen's child.

Ha, glad am I that no one knew

that Rumpelstiltskin I am styled.

by Dizeezed September 15, 2005

Party Rules

Around 2 years ago Party rules was founded. It start among the realm of Xbox live and spread quickly, definitions grew and now it can be followed as a way of life. Party rules is a life force for which selected individuals look to to gain knowledge on how to live their lives and to make important decisions. Lots of things can be party rules for example, Hair cuts, cheap alcohol, holiday destinations, The draganov sniper on call of duty 4 and Sweating.

A: "Dude they didn't have any Carlsberg so I had to get Tennents Super"

B: "Thats Party Rules!"

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A : "Hey man, up for some Party Rules later?"
B :"Na, the girlfriend is round"

A :"WTF that's not PR!"

B: "I know, I'll try and sneak some sweaty PR in as soon as she falls asleep"

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A: "Bro, Your Dad has a 'Party Rules' Beard!"

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A: "Shit, that dude just got rinsed by my Draganof blindfire"
B: " He got Party RULES'd"

by Mugabeeee April 23, 2010