Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.

guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo

by Stunzy August 25, 2018

Ronaldo

Ronaldos are some spunky ass bitches. Probably Italian like 80% of the time and at least 20% communist. Ronaldos are some pimpy dudes (or dudettes, you do you).

YO RONALDO! FETCH ME THAT BALL LAD!

by queeeen8 April 10, 2019

Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

chrizztiano ronaldo

The act of being a soccer player whilst maintaining immaculate rizz.

George: Did you see Henry’s game last night?! He got all the girls. Bro is Chrizztiano Ronaldo

by Paul Zuez May 20, 2023

Ronaldo

Goat

Oh its a ronaldo
(Oh it’s a goat)

by HBDAGOAT March 8, 2023

cristiano ronaldo

to describe a person who is an attention seeker or a person who is always arrogant and jealous of others' success

You shouldn't be friend with him. He's so cristiano ronaldo. He always mocks others if they succeed in the things he always thinks that he's the best at it.

by totheinfinityandbeyond October 31, 2023