roflspew

Rolling on the floor, laughing so hard at something so disgusting that you end up spewing as a result.

Max- Nah John, funny story. Turns out she had burger nips. I did a proper roflspew

by KoKw June 29, 2011

roflseizure

To define a roflseizure, you really need to have experienced one.
Some say the feeling would not be dissimilar to that of raucously laughing whilst simultaneously having a seizure of some sort.
Roflseizures can be caused by the laughing itself or a number of alternative factors such as; severe trauma (psychological/physical), psychadelic drugs.

... ahh, roflseizure, might join him.

by RuiningCommentary August 4, 2011

ROFLSHISM

rolling on the floor laughing so hard i shit myself

john told me a joke and i started to ROFLSHISM

by funnyguy9498 December 28, 2011

ROFLSFHTMSFOAIDMT

Rolling On The Floor So Fucking Hard That My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco

Miranda: Where did the one legged waitress work?
George: Where?
Miranda: At iHop!
George: ROFLSFHTMSFOAIDMT

by whoaitsmex3 January 22, 2013

roflsnork

Combination of the abbreviation for, rolling on the floor laughing, and the "snork" sound, Tim Conway made during a skit on the Carol Burnett Show, mimicking two Siamese elephants joined at the Trunk , when attempting to Trumpet.

Used as an exclamation reply to something funny in text or chat:

Person A) "The first time I got a universal remote, I thought to myself, this changes everything."
Person B) "roflsnork!"

by Icova Rook March 11, 2017

ROFES

Rolling On Floor Eating Shit
similar to ROFL but generally used when mocking dumb actions of someone

I can't believe what that idiot just did ROFES

by fulkan March 12, 2021

roflspastic

A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.

Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.

by Bob Loblaw III August 13, 2007