Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023

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Rocky Mountain Sunrise

A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.

Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.

Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.

by SouthParkSkiInstructor August 21, 2012

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Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

It means that your getting fucked by a bbc and it cums

Jon : Oh my god I just went rocky moutain explored up Jenny ass and I loved it!!

Mark : Damn you're a lucky dude.

Rocky mountain exploring up my ass

by Saw-illydfss September 28, 2018

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Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

by Mbop January 14, 2022

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rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.

Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!

by hotspicyboner February 1, 2023

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