roadses

noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas

Also known as "barses" if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub

It's your anniversary, Bob, what did you get Mary this year?

Crap, I forgot, I'll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.

by serendipity chick May 30, 2009

Roadied

past tense for roadie.

I roadied a few gigs.

by OGPuffDaddy March 13, 2010

roadside shopping

using the household curbside rubbish collection as a free shopping mall

'hey nice couch'
'yeah picked it up roadside shopping round the corner'

by timbo the awesome one May 2, 2010

Roadie Swipe

Verb: the action taken to procure a new Video Game, Knowing damn well you don't have enough money in the bank..

Bank: Yo Ben are you getting COD MW3 tonight?
Ben: Nah I don't have the doe until Friday.
Bank: Bump that man, grab your Chase card get online with us and ROADIE SWIPE that shit...

by Uncle Flizzy November 8, 2011

Roadside Slush

Taking a steaming shit on a snow drift, then laying your partner on said snow drift and fucking their brains out.

Yo dude that chick from Wisconsin asked me for a roadside slush. DURTY

by BlegoMemorialHighway February 27, 2012

Roadside Bandit

The best band of all time... or... well... maybe not all time... more like... your mums time ;)

Favourite smell: anything that gets you high

Roadside Bandit likes to smell... gasoline, white out, glue, marker, milf

by Jake Burnston October 6, 2012

roadside head

roadside head is a blowjob given to a person while they are driving

man she gave some nice roadside head

by hoeper.a May 20, 2016