An actor who is also the most attractive man to ever live ever in the history of mankind and the universe.
by BruhIsGoofyAHH May 26, 2022
Captain of the Firefly Class Transport ship "Serenity" in the show "Firefly", that was cancelled after one season, mainly because the people at Fox don't recognise Joss Whedon's Genius.
Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.
Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.
Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal is a hard but fair captain and generally looks after all his crew, he's got a strange sense of humour but it totally awesome.
Played by actor Nathan Fillion, who is also totally boss.
Mal fought in the battle of Serenity Valley at the end of the war between the Browncoats and the Alliance. Unfortunately the Alliance won, but the Browncoats seem to form alot of the underground smuggling network within the show.
Mal is very loyal to his crew and his ideals, he won't betray someone.
Mal: Kaylee! What happened to the Engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrible space monkeys maybe got loose?
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Mal: You want to stab me in the back? Next time do it to my face.
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds
by Everything's Shiny Captain April 22, 2009
"Skurt" Reynolds is a fairly common parody name of the actor BURT Reynolds. It is usually used as a "gamertag" by overweight mouthbreathing guys eating ramen noodles or hot pockets in their families while doing nothing productive with their lives.
by Bpacha77511 January 06, 2018
*Ememy - Imagine Dragons* plays
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
Carl: What is this guy saying? He's going way too fast.
Weasel: Nothing special. It's just Dan Reynolds.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 08, 2022
Dude: Mom I’m coming out as Ryan reynolds sexual
Mom: I’m proud of you dear
Dad: You really are my son
Mom: I’m proud of you dear
Dad: You really are my son
by Absentblackdad May 06, 2022
when you bang a slut in the ass and wipe your shlong on her upper lip.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
Ever hear of a dirty Sanchez?Imagine a dirty Burt Reynolds.
avian: Dude was that what I think it was?
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
jimbo:yep had to give her a dirty Burt Reynolds!! Filthy dirty pig!!
by planbela January 28, 2011
by hot gal February 27, 2017