Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer

Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.

Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.

Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.

by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011

Reewinder

To de-evolve, to never progress, to never improve, to never move forward.

1.King of back pedal

2.Doofus; Moron; Dolt;etc

3.Immature Adult

by SoeJoe August 5, 2004

rewinder

A reminder of something from one's youth. A reminder not of something to come, but something that has already happened, it causes you to rewind your memory.

I was in this bar and heard the Violent Femmes' "Add It Up", it was a total rewinder to summer of eighth grade.

by Thursday Three November 14, 2011

Rekindle the flame

When your birthday cake candle goes out and you have to light it again. A real bummer if you were about to blow it out. Can also be used to describe love and all that bulls**t

Kid 1: awe shoot, my candle went out, ill guess you'll have to rekindle the flame

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Friday Reminder

On Fridays, when you observe a significant population of your Facebook friends (usually girls) make their status about being happy or excited that it is Friday, most often waiting since Monday. This may seem redundant or reassuring, depending on the person observing.

(John looks at Ashley's Facebook status)

Ashley: guess what?!?!?! It's FRIDAY!

(John looks at Britney's status right below Ashley's)

Britney: can't wait to get off work since it's FRIDAY!

John thinks to himself: Thanks for the Friday Reminder, girls.

by jayB109 August 20, 2010

reindeer games

activities that exclude outsiders(from the Christmas song Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer)

It looks like more reindeer games are going on in the background.

by The Return of Light Joker November 22, 2009

reindeer effect

Something that cannot be totally explained.

Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect!

by TangibleIndifference April 3, 2009