reset

An old band that had members of Simple Plan, but unlike SP, they actually had good songs such as "Blew It Off" and "Go Away".

Teenybopper: Man, I LOOOOOOVE Simple Plan! Pierre is SOOOO HOT!
Normal Person: Do you like Reset, too?
Teenybopper: Reset?!?!?!?!

by Big M March 13, 2004

Resketched

When you are already sketched and you get sketched again. You are then resketched.

I was already sketched out by the police. When I saw blue lights I got resketched!

by Sketched2 November 30, 2016

reseti

When you drink so much you kill all your brain cells to reset your brain as it hasn't been functioning properly.

I couldn't focus at all this week at work, I'm going to have a reseti this weekend.

by redux_edm January 21, 2018

rude reset

Event that occurs when your computer decides to install automatic updates and reset the computer while you're playing a game or downloading something.

Crap! I was in the middle of an online match and my compute decided to do a rude reset!

by aandc August 19, 2009

Dick Reset

Something a man has to do at some point after masturbating (see wank). Usually this involves simple pulling the foreskin back into place, or just a nice solid squeeze of his member.

Lad 1: Dude, I've bin itching all day
Lad 2: Why? what up?
Lad 1: Well I rubbed one out earlier and I have had chance to DR (Dick Reset) yet.
Lad 2: Say waaaa!

by Vince6 January 9, 2012

hard reset

The act of jerking off and then taking a nap.

I was feeling pretty out of it today until I did a hard reset. I slept through all of my chemistry class but definitely worth it.

by grababsuit2 April 6, 2020

Faptory reset

When youve had a stressful day so youre having a fap to clear your mind

Pfft imma need to faptory reset after this

by LittleMissSpud July 14, 2021