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Forget Regret

Forgetting is better than Regretting.
I'd rather forget all my mistakes than regret them for my entire life. That's why we should all forget regret.
by SharkGoesMoo May 3, 2018
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regret burger

Those things you buy when you are drinking and then regret the next day
Friend: What do you have planned for tonight?
You: Well, probably going to drink a bottle of vodka then have someone pick me up a sack full of regret burgers and put them into my face.

McDonalds worker: Can I interest you in a value meal tonight?
You: No. Please put 10 McDoubles in a bag.
Friend in passenger seat: mmm... regret burgers. Good planning.
by tastyvension January 27, 2014
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Selfie regret

When you post a selfie thinking it was the best one you took then go through the others later and find an even better one.
I’m having selfie regret over what I posted today cause I found one where I look 10x better
by mamakay November 20, 2019
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Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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Wet regret

The feeling of which a lesbian is disappointed or unsatisfied which her most recent sexual encounter.
'OMG Cheryl I can't believe what I did last night! I'm filled with so much wet regret right now'
by Lesgo Tegan January 5, 2017
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future regret

The feeling that overcomes you when you know
the action you are about to undertake will have
severe repercussions at a later date.

Hoping to postpone the consequences of a
stupid act to a later date when you have had time
to reflect on it.
I know my wife will blow a gasket, and there will be
a high price to pay in future regret, but I'm going
to buy that Jeep!
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
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Nap Regret

When you take a nap thinking it will cure tiredness / your life and you wake up feeling worse than before.
Woke up with severe nap regret after trying to squeeze in a quick one before going out
by kevmunro February 18, 2015
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