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recepticle

Recepticle or receptacle to "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.
"left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum recepticle, please..."
by SuraScent June 9, 2007
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Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
by Tony Red September 2, 2009
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reese's puffs

Dank morsels of chocolicious, peanutbuttery goodness

Enjoyed especially after a fat BOWL(pun definitely intended!)
d00d pour some dos reeses puffs in my peanutbuter jar man............DANK!!!!
by This guy! August 22, 2005
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Off to the races

Going somewhere exciting
"We are going off to the races tonight."
by yupitscharlotte April 5, 2016
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semen receptacle

A whore/teen whose only purpose and use in life is to receive sufficent amounts of sperm all over her body. (most often in her mouth).
Oh my god, look at that semen receptacle, shes dripping with cum!
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receptacle

An old word used to describe a sex-only relationship. "Receptacle" was made popular by a handsome young Physician character on the 80s television drama St. Elsewhere. The young Doctor said: "I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for a receptacle." For the era, this was quite shocking. President Reagan was in office at the time.
Modern example: "Dude, I just can't handle a relationship that requires meaningful social interaction. I only need a receptacle to ejaculate my goo into."
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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Recession-burger

An alternative term for the "McDouble" at McDonalds fast-food restaurants. It is the same as a "Double cheeseburger", minus one piece of cheese. These are now seperate items on the menu because of the "high cost" of cheese since the economic troubles in the United States. A"double cheeseburger" would cost about $0.40 more than a "McDouble".
"Yeah, can I have 2 McChickens, a recession-burger, and a large fry...?"
by Gracie4766 August 19, 2009
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