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Raccoon

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart
Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run
by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019
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The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"
by Zach February 16, 2004
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Raconteurs

A rock band consisting of members:
Jack White - Vocals, Guitars and Synthesisers
Brendan Benson - Vocals, Guitar and Keys
Jack Lawrence - Bass
Patrick Keeler - Drums and Percussion
Their ten-track debut album 'Broken Boy Soldiers' was released 15th May 2006.

This band is frequently called a "Superband" by radio DJs and indie magazines as every member is simultaneously part of another band or music project. Jack White is one half of the White Stripes, Jack Lawrence and Patrick Keeler are part of the Greenhornes, and Brendan Benson is a solo artist.
Fan 1: "Have you heard the Raconteurs new single?!"
Fan 2: "'Steady As She Goes'? Yeah! I love it!"
by Vicky Rose May 24, 2006
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raichu

Evolution of Pikachu in the Pokemon world.

Raichu is deprived of the word "ray" wich is "lightning" in japanese
"Raichu can kick some Squirtle butt!"
by Killy the fox April 18, 2004
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Racket The Raccoon

Racket the Raccoon,a fictional character of the Racket the Raccoon Video Game series. The first Racket video game is scheduled to be released this summer on Yoyogames.com, and the 2nd installation
by November. The 1st game's plot is about the series' antagonist, steals the GrandDaddy of all Gems. Knowing this, Racket then seeks out on a long journey to get the gem back.
by Racket The Coon July 4, 2011
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Racoon sushi bar

A term used to describe a fish pond in your backyard frequented by creatures of the night (for example - racoons) that eat your koi, goldfish, shubunkin etc.
Tom:I need to replace some fish in my pond.
Bob: Why's that bud?
Tom: It's become a freakin racoon sushi bar!
Bob: lol
by Michangelo August 31, 2008
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Raccoon Humper

Also known as Raccoon River campground. This is a campground which is probably the cheapest place to stay in Panama City Beach, Florida.
I got lucky at the Raccoon Humper over spring break!

Whooop Whooop!
by timnickels March 23, 2009
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