Highly-covert office assassin, one who dissappears and returns to work shortly before the news tells of terrorists meeting their demise by clandestine means. Can effortlessly adjust his appearance to where even his own coworkers don't even recognize him. Founder of the Underwater Rucking Team, and the only man to be inserted in a secret location by Space Shuttle.
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adjective. When a woman presses her upper lip to the furthest most part of a mans anus, and her lower lip to the bottom part of a mans anus, and the man then squirts liquid shit into the back of her throat.
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