rub the meat

(v)

1. To apply meat rub to steak to make it taste better.
2. To rub the penis; masturbate, spank the monkey, beat off etc.

Summer is coming up, time to rub the meat!!

by qwerty223 January 15, 2011

wrinkle rub

One who rubs his flesh thermometer to ensure it's wrinkle free and ready for action.

Scotty did the wrinkle rub to Adam before he got his temp taken.

by The slap daddy! November 26, 2007

turkey rub

Another term for a Handjob

My girlfriend gave me a turkey rub last night.

by Wetfloor June 8, 2015

Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.

If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.

by Matt R ' January 11, 2013

rub bank

When an aroused woman has a mind or actual collection of her husband's or lovers pictures or videos.

Honey did my sexy new pants make your Rub Bank?

by silentpriest December 14, 2013

Rubbing Bread

An action of grinding on one's ass or humping somebody in a rough fashion.

I thought it might have been a bit inappropriate when they were rubbing bread in the mall in front of everybody.

by volks April 26, 2009

chili rub

When your man pulls out his penis and rubs it down your back.

Your boyfriend gave me a chili rub.

by Alli.gator April 22, 2016