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Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".
Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father
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Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.
"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"
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Reuben

Boys with a non existent penis
Katrina: Reubens penis was soo small I prefer BBCs
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Reuben’s Knob

Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.

He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan

They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
Reuben’s knob? I’ve heard of it but never seen it!!!
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Reuben Hobbs

Being an absolute gimp, tiny willy. The most gay person ever, can't talk to girls. Has pictures on his phone of his mums area down below.
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reuben background

(adgective.)
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wow that's a sick motar baik reuben background u got there bro countri guy yeah i like hot girls and like country stuff like bige gunta and then doing motar baik ride.
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Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.
Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!
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