Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013

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Gal Reubens

A common name among the jewish people of India, usually used to name a god, or Satan him self, Zeus described him once as "the most evilest of penises, only to be used once, maybe twice, but not trice".

Gal Reubens is Hades' brother and and Posidan's father

by Itay Kofman Ben Zona March 15, 2022

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Reuben

A musical theatre nerd who gets no bitches and has severe daddy issues.

"Hey, how's your relationship with your father, Reuben?"

by willzamn December 27, 2022

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Reuben boydhouser

A wanna be biker mechanic that works for his daddy docking all day then goes home and has rainbow kisses with mommy while dad records for later enjoyment

Hey, why isn't work getting done in the yard? Them guys just be reuben boydhouser ing all day, that's why.

by Barry#1mech September 15, 2021

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Reuben

Reuben is the most misunderstood character you will meet. 9/10 people will prejudge him based on his appearance and charisma. Frequently labelled “Vain” and “womaniser”. This couldn’t be more wrong, as he can’t focus his energy across multiple women due to his pure focus on self development.

If you come across Reuben enjoy his presence in the moment because you probably won’t be able to hold his attention once you depart.

Reuben, name meaning,

by Charlie Knows B November 23, 2021

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