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requestion

A request that you do something, but doing it is formed as a pseudo question--often by a figure of authority--that's really a statement. (BTW--requests from your girl/boy friend in such a manner don't count; that's called rhetoric).
Scene: in an all-department meeting; your name is Beauchamp
The requestion...
Your boss: Beauchamp, could you put together an outline of every promo event from last year by tomorrow?

You: think WTF?!

say I'm on it

do pretend to make a reminder note to yourself
mugGet the requestionmug.

Request Block

(v) the act of getting a message on FireFox, Safari, Google Chrome or any other internet source on the shitty Macbooks that the School District decided to hand out that will re-occur until refreshed enough times, quit the application enough times, or restarting your laptop.
Student: FUCK, i am getting request blocked.
by -JBuch22- January 1, 2012
mugGet the Request Blockmug.

The Request Line

I'ma watch The Request Line today, man!
by Fangsta December 14, 2003
mugGet the The Request Linemug.

brooklyn request

(v) or (n) A request made for something incomplete, nonsensical or ambiguous immediately prior to leaving. A request that is impossible to fulfill until the requester returns.
"Debbie just boarded the plane. I'm not sure what she's talking about, but said she wants a list of everything by the time she gets back." "That's a Brooklyn request."
by mobius9 August 11, 2014
mugGet the brooklyn requestmug.

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