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Double Question

Two questions used in one sentence to save time because you're a lazy shit that are somehow easy to understand.
Hungover man: When does the bus cost?

Other hungover man: Nice Double Question, it's coming in 15 minutes and it costs 3 quid.

What drink are we going tonight? - Where are we going tonight and what are we drinking?
by Snapbackchat May 24, 2014
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questionable

Whenever a question is able to be formed about a certain idea, principle, or physical thing, and there is concern about its validity, the idea, principle, or physical thing has become questionable.
"Kevin, did you see that girl? She's so freaking hot!"

"Yeah, dude, would you tap that?"

"I don't know man, I heard the entire football team did..so that's a pretty questionable vajayjay."
by funnygai June 30, 2010
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20 questions

To be thouroughly interogated, sometimes with a spotlight shined in your eyes.
I went out with friends last night and came home very late. When I got home I got given 20 questions.
by thegrimreaper March 25, 2005
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Human Questionmark

A person who is fairly stupid and day dreams when they are being talked to or asked somthing.

A good word to use in the military when a soldier of a lower rank fails to notice your commands due to their stupidity.
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Pvt - (stands around aimlessly)
Sgt - Fall in to the parade private!
Pvt - *Yawn* (still stands there, scratching his arse)
Sgt - FALL IN NOW! YOU HUMAN QUESTIONMARK!
Pvt - Sorry Sgt didnt hear you, got wax in me ears you see.

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woman trap question

A question to which there is no correct answer
"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"

Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."
by Sid P May 1, 2007
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seal question

A question in an exam that has absolutely nothing to do with the syllabus of the course. First used in January 2010 in Britain when an A-level Biology paper had a question about a seal respiring under water for long periods of time.
"That question on dialysis was such a seal question!"
"I know, what was the point in revising?!"
by daj198 January 26, 2010
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It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.
by stevie the illiterate March 16, 2017
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