Quality Control

When you refuse to hook-up with an ugly chick when the opportunity presents itself.

I walked out of the room when she started kissing me because I had quality control on.

by Newman January 28, 2007

Quality Theatre

Work that attempts to demonstrate quality practices but does not substantially impact the quality of the product.

Manager: We've added return codes to all functions so no fault can slip though!
Dev: That's just quality theatre - the functions always return SUCCESS.

by Stuart Matheson December 12, 2019

Genetic Quality

The term encapsulates the fact that each individual's genetic quality is superior or inferior to other individual's and that each individual merits a specific rank on an imaginary 'genetic quality ladder' which is determined by numerous characteristics, such as their physical structure, appearance, intelligence, personality, talents, and abilities.

Thought the "Declaration of Independence (1776) states that "all men are created equal," those five words only mean that every human being is 'created' by means of sexual intercourse and that every American is entitled to the same legal rights. As everyone can see, each human being's genetic quality is superior or inferior to other's genetic quality. Even siblings possess different levels of genetic quality. Each individual's position on the "genetic quality hierarchy ladder" is determined by the quality and refinement of her or his physical features and by her or his level of intelligence, personality, and other talents and abilities. To scientifically determine an individual's 'overall genetic quality rating, different genetic characteristics are assigned a numerical value and added to determine an overall score. Anyone who denies that some human beings are genetically superior to others may have been fooled by other human beings, be attempting to fool others into thinking that is what she or he thinks, and/or may also be fooling themselves into thinking that everyone is genetically equal.

by but for October 16, 2017

Quality free

Absence of quality, high grade, superiority, fineness or excellence

My friend buys cheap tins of tuna that smell horrible, at those low prices they are quality free.

by Zhivs May 3, 2016

quality girls

Not a hoe.

Send me some quality girls.

by woobinizer December 25, 2016

Lyss quality

A term that is used to describe awful or horrendous connection.

Hey man, could you please replace our lyss quality wi-fi with Converge?

by jun_machida June 13, 2022

Chick Quality

Chick Quality.

If a country / city has a high Chick Quality, then there's a lot of hot chicks and not too many uglies. Does a country / city however have a low Chick Quality, well, then it's full of ugly chicks.

Abbreviation: CQ

Sweden - high Chick Quality
Ireland - low Chick Quality

Dude 1: Man, that trip to Dublin was great, though the CQ was pretty damn low!
Dude 2: Yeah, I'm glad to be home again, though our CQ here aint as great as Swedens, it sure is high compared to Ireland!

by Dallester November 10, 2009