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puta locura

Literally "fucking madness", but you may understand it more as "hoe crazy" when you're going insane and you gotta nut and you do crazy shit to make it happen, that heady state of mind is "puta locura"
'We should really help Randy.'
'Naw, man, he puta locura right now. He cannot be reached'
by state park February 25, 2020
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puta madre

The Peruvian style (mostly in the south) of expressing anger or disbelief. Sometimes people just say "puta" - although when you add "madre" after it makes the saying more explicit/severe.

(literally means: mom-whore - - chat abbv.: "pm")

In other words its a spanish version of how english speakers say "Holy Shit"
Primero Ejemplo:

#1:Puta Madre!
#2:Que paso?
#1:Ese cojudo a sacado 50 soles de mi cajon.

Segundo Ejemplo:

A:Oye chato, cuando yo cachado con la hermana de Miguel - fue a la cagada!

B:Puta Madre! No jodes huevon.

A:No en serio, ojalas que nada se pasa.
by Carlokoz The Don December 3, 2005
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anak puta

by Christopung August 24, 2006
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Puta merda

Puta merda is a brazilian expression that means: HOLY SHIT!
Puta merda, esse cara e um imbecil!
Holy shit this guy is an idiot!
by Crisg April 1, 2009
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Puta, Please

Side Note: The Spanish word Puta is Spanish for prostitute or whore.

The Phrase "puta please" is the Spanish Variant of "Bitch Please" "Nig(whatever ending you please whether it be "ger" "ga" "gah" "nig" "let" or nothing at all.) It like the other phrases tone of voice matters whether it is offensive or not, also who you are with.

This is the First "Puta, Please" on The Urban Dictionary! From T.T. in Fort Lauderdale.
Rosa: Aye Maria, I went to the swap shop and and I got my weave done for $Free.99! When I went to go get my shit done those bitches told me I had to get my own weave, so I went to the Puta next to her and got some authentic fucking, Puerto Rican horse hair!

Maria: Ja Ja Ja (the Spanish Hahaha) Puta, Please!
by ghostlyscape March 20, 2011
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puta lechuga

In spanish, whenever you want a specific someone to be yours, you say puta lechuga to express your love for them.
by Fuckingbeaners February 19, 2017
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puta juice

I'ts a strong alcoholic drink thats made in a big container. You take all your leftover booze mix it together with juice or whatever. The idea is when you make it, it should be hard to taste the booze therefore girls wil drink more and they won't know what hit em'...
"Man that bitch drank so much puta juice, I was finnally able to fuck her in the ass."
by mike (loquito) June 15, 2006
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