pubic pants

Men's jeans that are so low slung, a portion of the pubic hair is exposed.

Kelly: "Zak was wearing those ultra hot Dolce & Gabbana pubic pants but forgot that he had crabs and grossed out everyone!"
Susan: "How embarresing! Thats what you get for sleeping around though"

by Van Tango April 3, 2008

pubic creamery

When a man ejaculates directly inside a hairy woman's pubic hair and stirs and swirls it around the entire vaginal area.

Lil Larry & 'nem gave LaDasha a pubic creamery before she shaved all her pubic hair.

by nonyabuzziness May 5, 2010

Pubic J's

1. To put pubic hair in someone's PB&J.

2. To ask if people want Pubic J's. It sounds like PB J's.

1. "I pubic j'ed my dad yesterday."

2. You: "I'm going to make Pubic J's, anyone want some?"
Victim: "I want 2."
You: "Be right back."

by Kyle Wallschlaeger April 5, 2008

pubic hair

The patch of hair that grows in the genital area in both men and women. It may extend over the abdomen, and is mostly seen on men but it can occur on women as well. Many do not like it and many do. The current trend is for men to keep the hair and women to remove all of it.

I went to get my pubic hair waxed yesterday
I don't shave my pubic hair because it itches too much when I do that
When you go through puberty, you grow pubic hair

by beez1717 October 28, 2013

Pubic Zirconia

A stray hair which at first seems to be a pubic hair, but is actually not.

I was shocked to find the sink covered in hair, luckily it was just Pubic Zirconia.

by SchmidtUltra December 28, 2007

Pubic Express

When you sneak a tiny pubic hair into a letter and post it to a person you (don't) like.

Damn, a pubic express from Nils arrived today.

by Farcy McFarc September 18, 2016

Pubic Beard

A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.

David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine December 12, 2022