Pretentious

Someone who tells you not to think about anything negative in life is pretentious.

The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019

Proterious

The state of being so tired that you feel energized, everything is entertaining and you're content with existence. From proto delirious

It's 2 a.m. man, I'm totally proterious; I can go till morning.

by AlistairPear September 21, 2016

protenatious

composed of protien

tofu is hell protenatious

by asas July 16, 2003

portentous

To think of yourself as Awesome or amazing e.g live your self.

The man was a very portentous person.

by Meusie November 4, 2015

pretentious cock sucker

A medical student who uses the chat handle Aychamo. Someone that anally masturbates using an Ipod.

Aychamo is a pretentious cock sucker. He is too smart for this shit.

by Postfarm August 12, 2006

Pretentious Sediddy Dyke

A spadge (see Ratchetboo definition) who thinks she runs everything and acts as if she's queen of the world.

My ex's sister-in-law is one.

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

pretentious git

Someone who owns items, especially cars, which are far more expensive than other comparable items. This is done in an attempt to look cool, but inevitably involves involves them looking a total tit. Anyone who drives a new Mini Cooper or a BMW is instantly a pretentious git.

Anyone who thinks a conversation about the bodywork, wheels or paintjob on their car is at all interesting is almost certainly a pretentious git. In many countries it is illegal to let such drivers out of side turnings.

"Have you seen that two-tone paintwork on the Mini - what a pretentious git!"

"He might as well paint 'Tiny cock' on the bonnet of his BMW, the pretentious git."

by Lucky Aide August 17, 2007