prospect, ct

prospect is a small town that is one of the most boringest towns in ct. they kids either play football or soccer. there isnt enough black people to play basketball and any of the white kids that try, arent any good at it. parties are usually the worst around, except the occasional banger. the only real hangout is the town park. and the mobile gas station. for some reason there are alway people there? choice of first car is anything kids can afford. the richer kids in the national honor society have their parents buy them what ever they want. the local town gang think they are the hardest kids in the world. they think it is cool to smoke shitty weed. they dont know how dumb they look. pizza resteraunts owned by albanians pretty much rule the town. there is a subway and dunkin donuts. prospect has had the same mayor for 12324 years. theres only about 5 cops but they are always bussy chasing the cool kids smoking weed at the park. other than that prospect is quiet with nothing to do, you might find a deer or two wandering across your front yard once and while. but most shoot them. most kids think theyre are cool because prospect is next to waterbury, but waterbury kids are too uneducated to know where or what prospect is, and or how to spell prospect. if you are planning to live a boring life, move to prospect.

youve been to prospect, ct?
what the hells a prospect?

by jkwon102 March 5, 2011

Projectile Dysfunction

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex

I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

by Prince2011 October 14, 2011

Burrito Perspective

When viewing a burrito one notices there are two ends: The front end and the back end. Typically the viewer would have no idea which end of the burrito is front or back, therefore determining the burrito's left and right sides vary in relation to it's orientation on a plate. One must view the burrito as it's own entity therefore the burrito establishes it's own left and right sides, subsequently rendering the ability to to establish a burrito's left and right sides completely impossible.

J: Dude I'm fucking hungry.
E: Yeah man me too, lets see what's in the fridge.
E: Check it out man there's two burrito's left! Which one do you want?
J: Ummmm... I'll take the left one.
E: Good, the right one is bigger.
J: I meant left from the perspective of the burrito.
E: FUCK!!! you just blew my mind!(head explodes)

Burrito Perspective

by St. Pierre Holland March 28, 2009

Prospect

Any young girl that you think will be hot when she gets older. Not always meant in a child molester way. Unless you are Chester The Molester... Plural would be "prospects."

Ghetto: We saw this really fly ass 10 year old, you could tell she a prospect.
White Boy: We saw a really pretty little young girl, we labeled her a prospect.

by Gabe C. November 13, 2005

Pennsylvania Prospector

When a girl hides a piece of gold deep inside of her vagina, and you use a pickax to get it out.

Police Officer: So how exactly did she die?

Austin: Well, we were doing the Pennsylvania Prospector, and it worked correctly.

Police Officer: Understandable.

by Sloop Loggy Log June 24, 2012

ANAL PROSPECTOR

This is a challenge that is played among male friends. One friend is picked (requires three players) to become the gold mine. This person will have small gold nuggets violently shoved into his anal cavity. The other two players will use plastic sporks (MUST HAVE) in order to excavate as many gold nuggets as they can from the anal crevasse. At the end of 2 minuets the digger with the least gold nuggets will become the next gold mine. The game ends when everyone has been the gold mine at least twice and the person will the most gold nuggets will be deemed the Master Prospector.

Fuck Madden, lets play some anal prospector. Did you here that Jake was became a master prospector after last nights game.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

by Crustinisation January 27, 2017