Promstitution

Going to prom with a "promstitute" only for the guarantee of after prom activities.

I have decided to not partake in promstitution and instead hang out with my friends.

by Delaplace March 30, 2008

modern primitive

A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include stretched earlobes, extreme tattooing and other modification.

On the Show "Mad Mad House", the modern primitive has stretched lobes and a body suit. His look is very tribal.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Promit

Pormit is a sad frog that has no friends. Promit is also ungrateful for what he has and constantly seeks attention. Known for being a dead last as well as a loser

Person 1- "look at promit, hes bothering the girls from table 3

Girls- "promit stop. We won't go on a date with you!, teacher! Hes bothering us!"

Teacher- "promit, detention for 2 weeks"

by Blake(taken by yang) February 23, 2019

Primitive Trash

Trashy music in with a primitive attitude, early punk of 60' garage era.

Garage punk is for fans of raunchy, wild rock'n'roll, old and new... garage, psych, punk, surf, rockabilly, soul, R&B, and lo-fi, primitive trash.

by monkeyboyminus September 17, 2010

promatic

a word that everyone started saying after they saw that crazy commerical for family guy, on adultswim at 2 AM. really, it has no exact defintion.

1. dude! those waves were so promatic! (awesome, cool, sweet)
2. i got a D in history! my mom is going to go so promatic. (get angry, get mad)
3. the movie was promatic, and lameee! (lame, sucked)

by rebecca schrader September 10, 2005

shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

by catfight12 January 8, 2009

Promstitution

Paying upwards of $100 for prom and prom-related expenses while remaining mostly interested in the horny, sex-crazed activities that follow.

%: Dude, why are you shelling out for prom? Do you even have a date?
&: Naww, it's really just promstitution.

The naked man at post-prom was clearly a promstitute.

by Electrollysis June 3, 2011