Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss

The Wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss was a weapon invented in the early 17th century. It was manly used to control the population of animals such as bald eagles and, tigers, and many others. This gun was ineffective at killing some animals Bears in particular thus the Bear Piercing Shotgun was invented. It is rumored that the Wildlife Piecing Shotgun is going to be the primary weapon of Duke in the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, although this not been confirmed. This weapon unlike the Bear Piercing Shotgun cannot be shoulder mounted but some people claim that whilst sitting you can hold two with your feat allowing you to quadrupal wield, although this is not recommended because you need your feet to walk.

John Freeman looked on ground and saw wildlife Piercing Blunderbuss and picked it up.

by anonymous99999999 January 31, 2010

pressing down on the button

Is when you hold your dick while carrying on an otherwise normal conversation with another individual.

The whole time he was on the phone with her he was pressing down on the button.

by scudhero April 30, 2014

Pressing Ham

Exposing your bare ass and spreading your butt cheeks onto an object possibly leaving a slight anal residue to the surface.

"Bro, I was Pressing Ham on my neighbors door handle last night and my best buddy opened the door right after"

by Johny Cakes May 8, 2012

vertical lip piercing

when the piercing has been vertically pierced through the lip instead of straight through

a vertical lip piercing doesn't exit to the inside of your mouth

by Jonnyx13 April 12, 2008

belly button piercing

Belly button piercing is the process a person goes through to make them look supaa fly =)Somesay it hurts like a mother but others say it does not

Im going to get a belly button piercing this saturday

by Samj June 25, 2006

piecing

The act of tagging.

Lets piece this joint.

by RED December 4, 2002

Left Ear Piercing

Men, who have their left ear piercing were consider heterosexual, it was a westernized philosophy, that was proven that men were straight but as we go back into time it was also the def ear, so when your ears was pierced it was to show your were def in one ear. Heterosexuality comes in by the white woman (North American) approaching in the streets, because that was the side she considered straight, which was being a good fellow, and introducing you to heterosexual intercourse, because your are showing her you are straight and also cute, men who wear their left ear usually stray away from any hoop or loop earrings, studs is what they would wear. Hoops, loops, other earrings of choice were out of style and became a thing for older folks during the 1960’s to the 1970’s.

“I’m going to pierce my sons ears honey” ...”Left ear piercing straight”.

by Snoop Capone February 9, 2021