Onkraut Premium is the Human Version of Weeds, but Premium.
Besides being a community m.v.p and hustling for 26hours a day, Onkraut also has traits of THC indused Psychosis and can't be trusted at any time.

9/10 Luxrappers agree that Onkraut Premium an "Ehrenmann" (German Slang), Nevlo would probably dispute that.

Onkraut Premium by Onkraut Premium June 11, 2021

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Sleeping premium

When 2 people sleep together who otherwise can't sleep that well.

Jake: Do you have sleeping premium?
Marry: No, but we can try it sometime.

Sleeping premium by Imhimguys May 18, 2023

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James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.

Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.

James Boags Premium Lager by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011

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