A status that allows someone to know about explicit details about another's life. To earn this status one must have sexual relations with that person.
Last night, I really earned my status of being a premium member!
by BiggestBoss715 October 11, 2023
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The Premium Molé is a top-quality mixture of marijuana and tobacco of the highest caliber, each layered one atop the other in patient succession. Most enthusiasts recommend consuming the entire Preem in one go. Truly a gentleman's bowl, guaranteed to fuck your shit up. Chib
I only smoke Premium Molés, my friend; while I appreciate your offer of skunk weed, I must decline:
by Certainly Not A Harvard Grad February 24, 2016
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The price hike people with a penis and bigger stature must endure when shopping for items similar to the female but geared for men therefore more expensive.
Suzy has $100 and wants that hoodie, she'll get it and she'll be stylin'

Wyatt has $100 and wants a similar hoodie in his size and will be wylin' because he can't afford it due to the fact he's been punted in the penis with the pecker premium price.
by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 26, 2023
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the perfect hybrid of indica and sativa strains of (mad) roach.
Jeremy: 'did you see Ellie the other day? She seemed soooo happy and kool'.

Leticia: 'Hell to tha yeah. Not suprising, given gurl got dat hookup to the best premium skunk stash this side of town'.
by Rose Rage January 15, 2018
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The handcrafted, sawed and milled, sanded and polished, premium jackwood that comes from Charles Ledgerwood (Author Nobel prize winner GUEH, GUEH, GUEH) himself.
Picked myself up some premium jackwood today.
by RomanFoam March 2, 2022
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The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.
A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"
by aaa241 August 12, 2015
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A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.
I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.
by Bork Glasgow March 16, 2016
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