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Productive Procrastination

Putting off school work by doing tasks that you would otherwise put off such as the laundry, washing your car, the dishes, Organizing files on the computer, preparing next semester's schedule, cleaning the bathroom, washing the neighbors dog, cooking, cooking for your neighbor, pairing all of your socks together, looking up driving directions for races 5 months away, and other such tasks.

Benfits: Shit gets done that you ultimately wouldn't have done for days...Side Effects: Straight Up Procrastination (SUP) because you have run out of things to do and have reduced your efficiency by broadcasting your actions which may lead to messing things up just to fix them and being uncharacteristically kind to strangers and people you despise for the sake of staying productive.
Casey: Yo did Justin send you his part of the project so we could review it today?

Max: Nah, man he's Productively Procrastinating again. Alex told me he's been volunteering at the homeless shelter for the last 12 hours.

Casey: Haha, that's just like him. Remember last time he crashed his car just so he could repair it. Ahh well, every now and then Productive Procrastination gets to us all.
by Charleston Spider March 17, 2010
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procrastinational

Having qualities that tend to put off doing things.
Brittany's choice to put off studying was very procrastinational of her.
by kevinsnowedinMDnotFL February 10, 2010
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Revenge bedtime procrastination

Putting off sleeping normally to get a semblance of happiness and control/ bastard sleeping stubbornness.
Friend: You have a problem dude ; you sleep two hours a month.

You: don't mock me, my Revenge bedtime procrastination is not a problem it's a shield.
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Precrastination

A compulsive disorder that requires the sufferer to do everything as soon as they can.
Stu was a precrastinator. He just wasn't happy until he had done everthing that he needed to do. He was never happy.
by Edd Rayner February 11, 2004
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procrastination

Eh fuck it...I'll define it later...
procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.
by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004
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queen of procrastination

Kristen Ann Rose Corbisiero;
she goes on myspace, facebook, youtube, lime wire, reads, dance, eats, showers, cleans, applys makeup, tlaks to people, etc. while she's supposed to be doing an assignment
The queen of procrastination is absolutely right all the time. Don't question her motvies.
by Kristen Ann February 11, 2008
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collateral procrastination

When you end up unwillingly procrastinating due to other peoples' activities on social media sites like Facebook and waste a lot of time doing something you didn't really want to do/think about doing.
He spent far too long in collateral procrastination while going through the 50 notifications received about comments made on photos taken a while ago.
by ANZ787900 September 8, 2011
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