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Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.
I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.
by Willycallit August 11, 2012
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navy prayer

A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.

Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.

Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.
by CSRunn February 8, 2023
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Prayer Palms

In attempt to fist a female with both hands, when the girl is too tight, you stick both palms of the hands together in a prayer position to stretch open the vagina.
I couldn't double fist her, so instead I used prayer palms to spread open her pussy.
by Facedownazzup November 22, 2018
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prayers man

Alfie is a prayers man he is gay
by Mr.PumPum October 23, 2018
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Prayer Basket

A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018
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Prayers are Sprayers

Girls who are seemingly innocent are often the most kinky.
Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.

You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
by Idkmanireallydk August 2, 2022
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Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.
Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.
by MORBINON III June 16, 2022
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