mega asian powers

MEGA ASIAN powers are powers that asians are born with. MEGA ASIAN powers run through asians and make them smarter. People with the names Min, Grace, Ellina and Cheng chong ming kee. The powers can be passed on to different races only by another asian who gives then SUPER ASIAN FOOD.

"Min gets an a on his math test" It's no fair Min, you used your MEGA ASIAN powers.

by ASIAN POWA December 7, 2016

Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)

Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer

Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.

Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!

Austin: Do I make you horny?

Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..

(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)

Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

by Buffy Fan February 26, 2011

Hotpocket powers

Super powers used by a couple who love each other to thwart relationship ruiners but conjuring boiling lava hot hotpockets and squeezing them into peoples faces. Users may or may not wear matching "H" and "P" costumes.

This faggot is trying to break us up, lets use our hotpocket powers and melt his flesh!

by Juzz, AMR March 22, 2009

Woman Powers

A force so strong it could knock any man over! These powers may include but are not excluding: super hotness, super smartness, exceptional athletic ability, exceptional talent in the arts, wonderful music skills, the ability to solve a rubiks cube in less than three minutes, the swiftness of a cat, a memory like an elephant... sometimes these powers are used for evil.

Beware of the woman powers...

by Lunaris September 15, 2004

Will Powers

Your average basic fuck boy

Will Powers is a stupid hoe

by Lindseyyyyyyyyy May 13, 2019

Monster Tard Powers

Ok, everyone has that kid at their highschool that is just ridiculously big and swoll for no reason. You know, anybody who doesn't have shit for brains but can bench press 3 times stephen hawkings I.Q. level? There can only be one explanation for this phenomenon: Monster Tard Powers

person one: "hey bill, you know that muscle queen in our math class that thought that pi was literally pie?"
person two:"Yeah i remember that broham"
person one: "I saw him at the gym the other day benching 415"
person two: "dude he must have used his monster tard powers."

by kotabro93 October 17, 2009

momma-bazonkers-powers

When a mother cries, whines, complains or loses it to get her way

Mom uses her momma-bazonkers-powers to get money from my dad.

by smilingontime October 19, 2011