Popcorn Nihilist

Charlie Brown is a popcorn nihilist. No attacks can even phase him as his perception of reality is so damaged and bruised that he can't even perceive the real-life events anymore. If you were to slice and dice him, he wouldn't even feel it because his mind is so far above any worldly and mortal veils that he wouldn't be wouldn't be stricken down. His body parts would just flail to the ground but his mind, the only true part of a man that matters, his mind and ideas would be intact like in a fucking encrypted file for the rest of time. For the most powerful warriors of all to try it and unlock.

Charlie Brown is a popcorn nihilist.

by 4NDR3WHU5513 December 31, 2017

popcorn fart

The rapid firing of several small farts, that when done correctly, sounds quite similar to a small mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle. Putt putt putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... do I hear someone passing a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother, that's just a little mouse riding through the house on a motorcycle.

by janedough March 5, 2008

Popcorn salute

When at a theatre, purchase an extra-large popcorn and enjoy your movie. DO NOT eat the popcorn past the half-way mark. When your movie is finished, proceed to enter a movie that is in progress. Walk to the center lane infront of everyone and scream "POPCORN SALUTE!". Lob the popcorn over the back of your head so it hits the ceiling and explodes over everyone in the crowd. Run.

Also, if you havent finished your soda, dump it in prior to saluting your popcorn for added effect.

That popcorn salute at the end of Narnia II left those virgin nerds covered in sodacorn.

by vagslapper February 23, 2009

popcorn fart

A faint non smelly fart, hardly worth the effort.

With the market these days if you own anything but real estate you own a popcorn fart.

by scottlmay September 30, 2004

Popcorn Flavored Candy

Term used to refer to "popcorn" marijuana when infants are present.

So do you have any of the popcorn flavored candy?

by Brizzle Mynizzle April 26, 2008

Popcorn Volcano

Jumping in your movie seat with a container of popcorn causing the popcorn to fly up in the air like a volcano.

While watching Halloween X there was a scary scene that resulted in several popcorn volcanoes.

by kidgoat April 24, 2011

Popcorn button

The button on the microwave that burns your pop corn so badly that it is inedible, while setting off the fire alarm in the process.

"Why is the smoke alarm going off?
"Popcorn button, man."

by xhausted110 March 4, 2016