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Astril Projection

The art of sucking a pending fart back up your ass and releasing it through your nostrils, accompanied by releasing a load of snot and boogers to go along with it that are known commonly as nostril projections. Another form of astril projection is equal to brown-nosing where you firmly insert your nostrils deep inside of someone's ass and blow enough air in there to lend them a fart.
"I've learned the art of Astril Projection! Baddity! I'm the master!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 6, 2023
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Blackpool & Fylde Protection Camp

Our gang is bigger than your gang and you're on our turf
Blackpool & Fylde protection camp are going to chase Cuadrilla out of town.
by We said no December 23, 2018
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Corona sex protection

When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child
Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection
by Psychic fuck December 12, 2020
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Spunk Protection

Lip gloss or any other animal tested product that females apply to their lips to make foreign subtsnaces easily removable.
"Hey baby can I blow all over your face?"
"Yeah if you want to. Just let me put on some Spunk protection first"
by swerve the bird April 8, 2008
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Surge-Protection

The act of retreating from a discussion on 4e D&D not because of points, but because of the lack of desire to discuss the nature of HP and healing surges as being non-magical and based off of the energy/morale/fatigue understanding of HP.
"So we were talking about classes, and someone brought up how they felt like the cleric was gimped because now everybody had magical healing. I decided I needed some surge-protection, and went to look at the WotC site instead."
by Braro April 11, 2008
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active undercarriage rust protection

Marketing-speak for a chronic oil leak on your automobile - generally one that takes more effort to fix than the car is worth. Comes standard on most General Motors products since the early 60s, as well as Saab 900 series.
Click: Dude have you seen that grease spot on your inner fender?
Clack: Oh don't worry about it, that's just active undercarriage rust protection. Paid extra for it. I think.
by Buick Roadmaster June 5, 2011
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Always use protection

Wear a fucking condom when you have sex or you’ll end up wiping baby’s arses your whole life.
by alwaysuseprotection March 31, 2021
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