boner poops

poops that are as hard as boners

Max had boner poops today.

by -\(^.^)/- June 2, 2016

oops a poops

When a young man, woman, child, teen, senior, or illegal alien tries to fart but lets a solid slip from their sphincter. this is also known as a shart. this is mainly done by Old Man Herbert

young kids, "Oh look at Old Man Herbert. Why is his face all scrunched?"

Old Man Herbert, "OOPS A POOPS!"

by ConFe August 9, 2008

Oopsie Poops

Verb - During sexual intercourse, when a female is having a male penis entering her annual cavity and she accidentally poops all over his penis.

This is very embarrassing for a female.

"Man, I was about to rape this girls ass open and she shitted all over my cock!"
"Oh, so she Oopsie poops'ed on you?!"

by iSo Freshh April 26, 2009

oopsie poops

Verb - During sexual intercourse, when a female is having a male penis entering her annual cavity and she accidentally poops all over his penis.

This is very embarrassing for a female.

"Man, I was about to rape this girls ass open and she shitted all over my cock!"
"Oh, so she Oopsie poops'ed on you?!"

by iSo Freshh April 26, 2009

a poops mcgee

Deficating in the tank of one's toilet, producing brown, smelly, discolored water each time the toilet is flushed. Also known as an "Upper Deck".

Grant is such a jerk, I took a Poops Mcgee in his bathroom.

by dorsal finn January 6, 2006

a poops mcgee

When your dancing at a club and a woman asks you to dance, you straight pull your pants off and poop into her mouth and on her feet making her slide around and then you prooceed to call her a "poops mcgee"

"Dude I was out with my boys and I gave a girl a poops mcgee" says Jim

Tom then says "Nice bro"

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

did you get the poops?

Did you get sick from eating something and then have to go to the bathroom a lot. In other words, did you get diarrhea?

Did you get the poops?
Probably, I ate bad Pho.

by Fit_Panhda May 18, 2014