poof

V. when someone is hit by an extremely weak force and the person who created the force thinks they are really strong

My brother poofed me to prove a point, I laughed.

by A1R DOG November 9, 2009

poof

To ejaculate a powder from over ejaculation

OMG Ian just poofed!

by Teril April 18, 2011

poof

A scottish term for a man who fucks another man...(Gay)!

I was almost pricked by a poof in the anal area, at the jailhouse!

by Chubbs May 15, 2003

poof poof

a phrase used to describe either:
-scene / "teased" (i.e. poofed) hair
-a tutu that scene kids wear over tights or jeans
-something just plain poofy in general
-an object that can be seen as 'cool' to girls.
-weird, chubby girls that talk sh*t on people, that others dont like.

-guy sees a girl wearing a tutu over her tights, and teased hair-
guy: whoa! do you see that poof poof?!
friend: dayum. that chicks hair is ALLLL hairsprayed!
guy: no! not THAT poof poof! the OTHER poof poof!
friend: OOOHHHH!

by Lady Love. May 27, 2009

poof

1.) an effeminate homosexual male
2.) an onyx
3.) a gay gardener (GG)
(See Onyx)

Onyx is a poof-boy. How do I know this? Because he is a poof-boy. What is a poof-boy, you ask? (repeat)

by Lindsay and Nate April 7, 2004

poof

poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.

'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'poof'
'homeophobe!'
'what?'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'

by Soph Lee June 29, 2006

poofed

means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen

Damn yo he just poofed ya shit.

Man i straight poofed her phone.

by Naj13 June 27, 2011