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cowboy poker

n. - a rodeo event played with a card-table, a deck of cards, four contestants, four folding chairs, and a bull. The rules are: the last cowboy to set down his cards and leave the table wins.
Some contests require skill; others require cajones. Cowboy Poker is one of the latter.
by Fuzzy June 17, 2006
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podner

okay, podner, lemme handle it myself!
by Phan Minh Tung July 8, 2006
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Pokerface

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."
by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009
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strip poker

A popular party game based on the casino card game poker. Instead of betting money on their hands and having the person with the best hand take it, the person with the worst hand has to remove an article of clothing. Often a prelude to orgies.
Guy #1: "Let's play poker!"
Girl: "I suck at poker."
Guy #2: "Let's play STRIP poker!"
by jorgath December 23, 2004
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Kenyan Poker

It's normal poker, but because no one has any money, you play with whatever scraps of food you can find.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play some poker?

Guy 2: I haven't got any cash, we can play Kenyan Poker though.

Guy 1: Yeah that's fine, I got some m&m's around here.
by One_Big_Meme October 25, 2019
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Poker suicide

Going all in with a lousy hand just to end the poker night.
"He went in with a 7/2?"
"Yeah, it was poker suicide, he has to work in the morning."
by Paul Dick February 5, 2008
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Cotton Poker

When you have to go poop so bad that it is touching the cotton of your underwear.
Aubrey has to shit so bad she's got a cotton poker.
by Tiffany Dixon June 11, 2006
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