Passion Poncho

A passion poncho is just like a regular poncho. However, it's not used to protect from rain, wind, or whatever else pochos are supposed to do. This poncho is used as a cover so that two people can make love in public underneath it.... If you see a poncho that seems to be moving around on its own, DO NOT look through the arm holes.

Jen: I really want to have sex with you.
Justin: But we are in public!
Jen: Good thing I'm wearing my passion poncho!
Justin: Well then... count me in!!!

by Wciccone69 August 1, 2012

Poncho

A cute and cuddly character usually seen with his friend Kiku.

I want that Poncho plushy

by ZINX xx March 23, 2020

Savage Poncho Commander

The Savage Poncho Commander is an upgraded version of the Poncho Commander. They are your go to people who need to get shit done, except now they don't care about the feelings of others. They enjoy dunking on people, or flying elbows from the top rope. A Savage Poncho Commander is someone you call in when all hope is lost, and you need victory regardless of any damage done.

We are in a tight spot right now, I hope we can get this done in time. Don't worry, I know a savage poncho commander. Hell hath no fury like a Savage Poncho Commander on a mission.

by The guy 1337 January 22, 2019

Poncho

A lil gremlin that lurks in tbe woods stealing food out of trailers in the middle of the night through your windows.

Careful the poncho comes out at midnight

by Kotacantclutch is a faggot August 7, 2021

Poncho

The outter layer of a nut sack. Describes something bad.

Me: Someone pushed me

Friend: that's a poncho

by Mycheeseitzhavenolifeyaponcho June 15, 2018

Poncho Villa push out

When you are constipated and you eat a big burrito to fix the issues.

~Steve Soelberg

Tim: my stomach hurts dude, I think I need to do a poncho villa push out.

Jim: Dude some times you just gotta hit it harder with a bigger burrito.

by Vimless September 8, 2021

Poncho

Poncho is a very good protected and is sometimes mean. Just don't get on his bad side. Loves his mom Elexis.

Poncho is a very good protecter

by Kind loving poncho very smart July 5, 2018