A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.
Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.
Friend: That sucks.
by ofdarkskies April 07, 2009
What you say when referencing a slut or a girl that messes with you. Often when a girl like that walks by and one of your homies starts sizing her up and talking about her, you hold him back and warn him "yo, that girl is poison." She will enter your bloodstream and kill you within weeks.
Bell Biv Devoe said it best and said it first. Never trust a big butt and a smile, because that girl is poison.
by It's driving me out of my mind May 13, 2006
Term used by Alabama football coach Nick Saban to describe media hype that distracts a team after a win and makes them believe they’re invincible and makes them underestimate their next opponent. If they drink the rat poison they will lose.
by Docblue September 08, 2022
Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object
Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.
Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.
Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.
Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.
The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.
Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.
Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.
by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 04, 2007
The actions done by a party to screw another party after a major change has been completed or in the mix.
John Doe the outstanding CEO of ABC company resigned from his job today due to a takeover bid from XYZ. This will most likey lower the stock price of the company and make it undervalued vs. XYZ's bid. John Doe's Poison Pill will make make XYZ's bid overvalued.
by John Willikins December 11, 2005
To receive something that seems fantastic or a real opportunity at first, but ultimately ends up sucking or causing damage to the recipient.
Joey passed the ball straight to Tim in front of goal microseconds before Tim was spear tackled by six defenders rendering him unconscious. Joey really passed him the Poison Chalice!
by Too much make up. August 31, 2015
A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.
Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.
Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021