Poustain

I wrote her name on my foot(twice) because she is so kool!! She slays all day. They say pou sometimes and i dont understand why. Also my fingers r turning purple rn (not related to pustain) should I see a doctor? im also losing circulation to my toes and i feel like im about to pass out someone please help me.

ANYWAYS POUSTAIN IS SOOOO COOL I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH SHE MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY IM SO GLAD THAT SHES MY FRIEND!! SHE IS AWESOME AND HAS MADE MY LIFE A LOT BETTER!! :DD #stanpoustain #evaiscool #ehvanoteeva

poustain is cool
poustain has a rabbit(rabbit slays too)
poustain is my best friend

by Humankitten42 May 18, 2022

First Class Postage

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and right before he is about to blow his load, he pulls out and ejaculates all over her stomach. Next, he immediately squats over her stomach and dips his balls in his own semen. He then proceeds to squat over her head where he stamps her forehead with his jiz-dripping testicles.

Cara thoroughly enjoyed the first class postage "male" she received from Bob last night.

by TK1986 June 24, 2011

postalpound

The illegal act of speeding up to a federally protected mailbox, stopping next to it, and proceeding to bash it into smithereens with a baseball bat or other destructive object.

(A baseball bat is the most commonly used accessory, however other efficient alternatives may include a sledge hammer, ax, bowling ball, or the vehicle itself)
(Usually done at night, in an infamous red jeep)

1. Are you guys down to do some postalpounding tonight?
2. I'm going to postalpound that big red barn shaped one tonight!!!
3. This whole town fell victim to the postalpound!
4. Batter up! Who's turn is it to do a postalpound?

by slickj October 16, 2011

Poostain

Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".

Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!

by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016

neighborhood postal pirate

A nieghbor who, on occasion, steals or looks through your mail.

That little faggot of neighbor kid keeps stealing my mail. Good thing I enjoy killing neighborhood postal pirates.

by loganmk December 14, 2008

popstand

A place in which someone does not wish to be. See gtfo.

Let's blow this popstand.

by dookie611 April 16, 2009

Ghetto Postage

Slang terminology for food stamps, particularly the old paper variety, due to their use by the poor and their proclivity in the "ghetto"(stamps = postage). Popularized by the Master P album released in 2000.

He used his ghetto postage to buy some food, they gave him cash as change and he used it to buy some smokes.

by vip77 December 22, 2008