Potato chip

Polite way to say "douche-bag".

That guy is such a Potato Chip!

by Gotthis November 27, 2014

potato cum

a guy who puts a hole in a potato and slips his dick inside and goes for it and cums so much it fills the potato and leaks out

guy1: wheres a potato im going to cum

guy2: wtf why you need a potato to cum?

guy3: you potato cum to can I join?

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

Couch potato chip

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.

Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.

by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011

california potato chip

when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it

i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip

by chris wheeler100 June 26, 2008

potato chip

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.

while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip

by Fred the babykiller June 12, 2008

wet potato chip

After a large callus on the ball of your foot comes off in one clean piece (especially after physical abuse to it) ; it bears a resemblance to a large, moist kettle cooked potato chip.

Pushing off the ball of my foot all day during the soccer game, by the time I got home and peeled my sock off, a wet potato chip fell out.

by spackjarrow October 26, 2015

potato chip

A bent bicycle wheel. (Resembles a potato chip.)

Chad hit the dirt, but after he regained conciousness, he realized he turned his $400 wheels into potato chips. He then sat in a corner and cried.

by Sonnybobiche February 24, 2004