Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 3, 2016

Potato

A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.

"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"

by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013

Potato

Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.

Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.

by Fresh Baller September 5, 2013

Potatoes

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

by Big Homie 73 August 2, 2019

Potato

The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!

Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!

by Anusson Weener January 15, 2013

potato

a starchy plant tuber that is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable

My kawaii potato was fabulous

by Rob stallion December 18, 2015

Potatoed

To get 'potatoed' or be in a 'potato' state usually refers to taking a slight overdose of MDMA caps or similar substance. One enters a state of potato or vegetable where the mind no longer references the regular world and only roots the munted state.
If entered in pairs or groups one can often only see the other participant as an actual raw potato on the couch, chair or public infrastructure.

"Fuck mate im potatoed!"
Jesus bruv... you are potatoed right now

by leopardskinpants January 21, 2015