plum dumb

When one is simply as dumb as a plum.
Yall invited me so I’m just being plum dumb.”
by Dicktionair-e September 26, 2022
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plum bucket

When one is way past the term "muffin topper". The fat actually go through the spandex pants, not just over.
Person 1: Ohh crap, that guy gained hella weight.

Person 2: Yah last year he was a muffin topper, now he's the whole plum bucket.
by Haleyrose March 09, 2008
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plum sauced

A stage of drunkenness. Beyond hammered. Technically one is "plummed" or "plum sauced" when it is predicted that their night will end as a result of puking, passing out, or a serious felony.
Ramirez: I don't think Jose is gunna make it out essay, he is way to drunk right now.

Carlos: He is so plum sauced, let's get him home to our crib before he pukes, or causes a serious crime.

Hector: That's a good choice Carlos. Respect.

*fist bump*
by mexican_wrestler November 04, 2010
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Plums life

A phrase used to swear on something and saying you’re not chatting shit
“I hit a 5G cone yesterday” “no way put that on your plums” “plums life g”
by The president of Loffey April 28, 2021
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green plum

Someone who talks out of their arse all the time and doesn't get the job done. People who have serious verbal diarrhea.
"that bloke is the biggest green plum"
by Crazy Boy 21 November 20, 2016
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Fluff the plums

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.
by Ass bag September 30, 2016
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40 and plum

I'm 40 miles from nowhere and totally out of gas ... 40 and plum out of gas ... 40 and plum
by Kraan June 21, 2017
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