Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 1, 2012

plucking the gander

1. colloquial phrase
2. Plucking the feathers off a male goose

Man, I was really plucking the gander all day today. I went to the grocery store and got an apple.

by germangarfield February 20, 2025

Plucked

To be absolutely astonished, taken off-guard, or surprised.

Example : “When Stacy showed up at the movies with Tammy’s ex , I was PLUCKED.”

by senseigi January 31, 2023

Pigeons Plucked

Getting a pedicure

Child I need to get my pigeons plucked, they are cutting through my shoes

by Jogafl May 7, 2011

Pluck

A stupid or foolish person.

Don't listen to this pluck.

by Maximumoverdrive69 February 21, 2024

piss flap plucking

The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.

Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?

by Lady queefa June 11, 2019

Plucked

To punch someone in the face.

The dude was disrespectful to my mother, so I plucked him.

by Versatology February 27, 2022