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keto pint

When someone isn’t even fully committed to their fad diet, but doesn’t let that get in the way of lecturing others about how life-changing it is.
He spent all day going on about his healthy eating, before washing it all down with a keto pint or ten.
by DwaynePipes March 30, 2021
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perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
by AK41 December 18, 2017
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Pint of wrexham

A pint of lager. Mostly said by the older generations who remember when Wrexham produced the majority of lager within the UK. However it should be continued as a symbol of pride in our alcoholic tendencies.
A pint of Wrexham, in fact make that 3, 3 shots of sammy b as well and a packet of crisps. What you having keitho la?
by 2hellas6 September 9, 2009
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demon pint

Demon Pint - The one brand of beer that gets you absaloutley wobbled after 2-3 pints of it.

(applicable to the UK)
Big Larry - Heck Kev, iv had 2 pints of the San Miguel and I'm feeling rocked.

Little Kev - Aye, that's this pubs demon pint!
by JackH0121 August 6, 2019
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piss in a pint

New Zealand and Australian slang/phrase which is used during a game or activity when a participant immediately develops a clear understanding of the rules and performs well.
Amy has just learnt the card game 'shit head' and is already playing the game strategically. She wins or preforms well in the first game she plays. Piss in a pint.

Or

Amy has just played her last card in a game that she has just learnt and wins the round. Another player says to her 'piss in a pint'.
by Joiful20 May 19, 2018
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Pint Pong

A game that combines the skill of ping pong and the fun of drinking pints. Players place their pints on the table and engage in a game of ping pong, but aim to get it in the opponents pint. If it goes in, they neck it, if it hits the rim they drink 2 fingers. If the there is a clean catch off the rim, the player who hit it drinks 4 fingers.
"Fancy coming over for pre-drinks? There will be Pint Pong!"
"I'm there!"
by Pint Pong December 29, 2015
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dick pint

When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction
ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it
by dick pint February 25, 2023
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